Yo I’m tryin to make a dollar out of what makes sense
Firstly Big Moose is one of my favorite rappers. When I found this quote, it reminded me of the type of relationship I have with my father. He has ALWAYS been my pillar of strength. I appreciate him.
Add it up, told my daddy I’d be a rich man
You never know when your fate gon’ switch hand
Get today’s solid ground out of yesterday’s quicksand” - Dante “Mos Def” Smith
lucasza asked: Brick Squad Chronicles: Courtesy of the study mate/ collegue? A yes, no, or it's in the pipeline?
I’m not understanding the question. To vaguely answer, its what I’ve seen with friends and stories I’ve heard. I paint the scenarios and what I’d do if I were to brick someone
You left…
You left…
I thought it was a myth, only movie stars created it
I thought it was none existent, only in movies the stars had it
It hit more than the heart, every vein trembled at the thought of you
I remember I once thought I would have fought for you
Naïve, innocent, pure and uncut adoration
Some called it infatuation; some even attested it to my wild imagination
Your scent, your style, your smile, your eyes
Your walk, your talk, your confidence, you were mine
I didn’t believe the last words; I didn’t believe in love in fact I thought we were in two worlds
You taught me love, you taught me how to treat a woman above her worth
I felt loved and learnt how to love, focus on the minor and major stuff
Plans of making you my better half, the one I cried with, the one I support and share a laugh
I dubbed you the one, I saw you as the one to be my Mrs
We shared memories and fantasies, hugs and kisses
Then you left me…
Brick Squad Chronicles : The Gym
Scenario: The Gym instructor/trainer
For some it’s the cuff season, electric blankets sales shoot up and for some it’s a chance to tone that summer/beach body.
You have to admit, at some point you feel those pudding servings from December and that sweets galore package on Valentines Day is in your system. Lets not forget the amount of food consumed over Easter. Some ladies may have this thought often or maybe every time they look in the mirror. Some fellas are happy with the beer belly.
Now with some ladies, the next thought is “I need to join the gym”. With drive and vigor they get the card and are there often to either lose weight or tone up. Well its good and dandy to be healthy, its bad for you when she is introduced to Sphamandla, her personal trainer.
Sphamandla looks like a Spartan warrior, the dude has a six pack (not Castle or Amstel but the abs) that ninja is fit and healthy AND he is in a better shape than your looking like Gucci Mane after a heavy meal.
Your lady’s health and progress is making her happy.
Brick Squad Analysis
Sphamandla is in control of the one thing you seen to not care about, her looks. Granted you compliment her and say you happy with how she looks BUT not acting on it with her is a loophole the Sphamandlas will exploit. She decided to go to the gym, you a couch potato. She is looking better and you may compliment it but Sphamandla get her praises.
He may even be touching her during their training sessions on some, “You need to feel it here” or “Let me feel your heartbeat to make sure you not over doing the exercises”. Truth is, one of the things she cares about is being shaped and molded to her desires by another dude.
Lets not forget that he is her eye candy with those ripping muscles and you Rick Ross in her eyes. She MAY even think, “I wish my boyfriend looked like Sphamandla”
Tips
If she brings up the weight or gym issue, offer to train with her. Google everyday training exercises like jogging around the yard. Try and convince her otherwise of the gym or go to gym with her at least once. Not shadow her but when she brings up the issue she will invite you, suggest alternatives you will BOTH enjoy.
Sex. Yes gents it counts as exercise. Do lots of it and make sure she sweats every time in the sack.
Brick Squad Chronicles : Holidays
Firstly, a blessed and safe Easter for all who are Christians.
Now thats out of the way. Lets get to the nitty gritty of life, love and all in between. Holiday season. Multiple events happening and new love starts, relationship ends and there are a lot of Brick Squad members lining up their ammo.
Firstly as you read this, don’t EVEN for a second think i’m suggesting being a clingy dude. All I’m saying is, some dudes pray for your lady and some PREY your lady.
Scenario
All roads lead to a congregation or church of some sort. People are mourning the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. Tithes are being paid and church services are running on days rather than a couple hours. This time is where you are away from the love of your life or maybe right by her side through prayer and praising. If you fall in the latter group, skip reading and go memorise the Bible verses.
If you on the former though, you have a tough three days ahead for you. Your relationship maybe in the cross hairs of the “brother” from church and might not resurrect on Easter Monday.
Brick Squad Analysis
Believe it or not, church goers can brick you. Other than the First Sunday and Christmas, Easter ranks high up on not-to-be-missed church days. If she is Catholic, there’s more e.g Palm Sunday, Lent etc. Now in this situation, your lady may be filled with thoughts on how a big heathen you are. She went to church for spiritual cleansing and fulfilment, she went to praise the Lord, she went to hear the wise words of the pastor at the sermon. Where are you? Still twiddling thumbs trying to break the next level of Call Of Duty swearing at the joystick and possibly sipping on some cold. You two are in two different areas, you don’t connect with her spiritual needs, you taking care of your spirits as in vodka, whisky etc.
Some may understand this hurdle BUT what if theres a Sphamandla, “brother”, who churches with her. You think he is not eyeing how beautiful she is when they singing “Amazing Grace”? He walks her home after the service. They discuss the Bible verses, he will be more thorough in the marriage verses (Genesis 2:18 and 2 Corinthians 6:14-15 his personal favourites) . This is the guy who, maybe, unintentionally is wooing your woman away from you. He shares same spiritual interest. She feels she lacks that from your Beer drinking-PS3 playing-non church going ass. Even his compliments are respectful, no vulgar or dirty talk. He communicates with her soul. He is seen as the intervention the Lord brought to her life.
Synopsis
You can curb this brick by being courteous. She knows you anti-church surprise her with a visit on ONE Easter Sunday. Its brownie points that you willing to sacrifice your time for her needs. You might get thee most unholy rumble in the sack for it. If you really anti-church, sit through the convo of the sermon without seeming bored. Ask her what did she take from the sermon, why that aspect specifically, which verse she remembers etc. This ensures she sees you see what church does for her and your interest in her dreams and life. She will appreciate.
Or just pray that she will be going to church with her family, moms will your cock block *shrugs*
One last thing, DON’T TRUST CHURCH DUDES OR “BROTHER” as they are referred to
Let Me Introduce…Skitzou
Sometimes I have these thoughts that I myself can’t comprehend. I dismiss most as my alter ego being talkative but sometimes I just think “Hey that makes sense”
I often have violent, vile, sexual, crazy, wonderful, negative thoughts. The one worrying issue is these thoughts are from a single entity who has an entourage that either disagrees or agrees vehemently. I’m not badmouthing him, in fact a thought may occur that I sold him short. I don’t mind the ring leader, matter of fact I can almost have a decent conversation with him. One disadvantage is all these conversations are held at his home ground. My head.
So the crowd will start chirpin in as well. It becomes chaos, I have no control of my thoughts and the leader, who I’ve decided to call Skitzou as result of the condition, is spewing thee most derogatory terms to me.
So ladies and gents, I introduce to you a side of me I prefer keeping private as it can be thee most dangerous and complete opposite of Siphiwe Junior Zwane…Skitzou
