Baby Dollaz :”D
That nerd. I’m a dreamer. Schizophrenic. Hip Hop head. Lyricist. Sneaker fiend. Cartoons lover. Appreciate art. Gamer. Apple fundi. Sarcastic. Odd one out. Genius in my frame. Mr. Live and let live. Constantly writing. Closet poet. Loudmouth. Infectious laugh (well she said that). One dimple saint cross villain. Daredevil.
Ask whatever you wish, I’ll give you an honest answer. I’m me.
Baby Dollaz :”D
L-Tido “All Of Me” review on my twitter page. 10am.
I loved this campaign by #BET leading up to the awards
#mavericks Dock got maps & iBooks. NICE!
The situation right now… #Mavericks #OSX
*Disclaimer: Missing Verses is me playing on a song I’m liking and writing like I was featured*
She is deadly, she once had that white chalk for them white sneakers
Home made denim shorts, she deserves a big rock to go with them wife beaters
She a knockout, you can say she’s cool coz everywhere she goes she accumulates a fan
A ten out of ten, so hot you get a third degree burns, body a drum shit bangs
her stride poltergeist, heads turn; her walk pulls your eyes, she herds clans
Ninjas praise and bow to her beauty, ululate for that booty
dying of thirst, dying to be next, I just watch as ninjas try defy fate for that cutey
bloody murder, look her mercilessly sipping on that bloody Mary
hade mabhebeza, look at her messing train of thoughts like she hardly caring
looking fresh to death, ninjas are in morgues coz of her, speech frozen
killing it on the streets, its a massacre, dude’s chest split open
he poured his heart out and she said no, words she speaks often
body a weapon, freakum dress the holster, she a spirit owner
now she call me her accomplice, murder competition accomplished
I cock and shoot, body bag her and she makes breakfast for us, kapish
We so murderous!
Shorts. HH. Redbull. Texting. My dude @flexboogiesa. Good times
Colourful drinks. Bikinis. Shorts. Light skinned thighs. Beach is now a destination. Yep thats spring/summer you seeing. Discard the polo necks, the wool jerseys & fur coats season.
This is the season of being silly and having less clothing. The sun sets way later so the the fun lingers on for longer. Yeah the heat may be unbearable but the cold drink you serve yourself is worth it so stock up on ice.
Now that cuff season aka winter is over, let me share a couple pointers of scooping that dime that is looking for that dude to ask, “You think a bikini looks better on me than a one piece?” while she is in ONLY a towel!
Insight, people are generally happier in summer because of the radiance from the sun rays, vitamin D (he he) and all. *insert link to scientific study here* so capitalise on the happiness that you have opportunity to quadruple. The big plus of summer/spring is there’s less ladies that believe you in it just for the posterior. Rememeber the winter talks that you want body heat? Yeah, thats why Mrs Palm & her 5 daughters had an orgy with you, you blatant no courtesy scoundrel!
Fear not, I’m gonna share a lil info and please know that you can adapt to your surroundings & situation. This is not a facts book but a view from one dude’s eyes
Don’t be a fool at the pool
The beauty about summer/spring is the vast amount of pool parties that sprout up. 93% of the people at the party will be at the edge. Hint dive in the pool at least ONCE. Wait…if you can’t swim stay at the shallow end. Invite your preferred lady into the pool. You can spark a convo that not even the cold water can extinguish.
Wait…don’t ask about weight
I believe EVERY guy should know this rule, YOU NEVER ASK THE LADY ABOUT HER WEIGHT! She might have gained a kilo or so with winter diet including soup and being a couch potato. Only allowed comment is, “You look good” AFTER she points out her weight. If she says she has gained tell her she still looks good. A large number of ladies wanna show off the summer body and if maybe she slacked her confidence is a bit dented. Compliment her and make her feel comfortable with her body. That goes a long way. Who knows, she might hold that body against you.
Be set at sunset
As pointed out, sun sets later in summer. So for once be cheesy, take a walk with her. This way you get to connect with her mind on a open field. You gaining her trust and you talking to her without any disturbance. To you, its a walk and talk. To her, its a connect session. She is free and not confided by eyes or club songs in the background. For brownie points, have a late evening picnic. She might return the favour with breakfast in bed ;)
To be continued…Part 2 coming soon