S Dot Zwane

Brick Squad: Cuff Season Edition

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:03:00 -0400

The season where voluptuous rules. Coffee over cold beers, where everyday is a baby making weather day. Cuff Season

Okay we going to break the rules a bit here. The Brick Squad membership is open for a one time only special. The camp feels there are too many ain’t sh*t ninjas mistreating dimes out here so instead of warning you how NOT to get bricked, we have decided that once, we give you tips on how to brick.

We are not encouraging home wrecker mentality but if you have to break things, at least fix one aspect. The lady.

We see it everyday, ladies getting mistreated and guys flaunting them like they are trophies but not treated as the goddesses they are to be treated as. So fellas, buckle up, you know how to avoid getting bricked but now we unveil how to do the bricking yourself.

Firstly, before embarking on a bricking quest you need to answer the following questions with ultimate honesty.

1. Do you care or have feelings about the target?

2. Do you believe she’d be better off with you than her current partner?

3. Are you able to handle rejection?

If you answered no to any of the above questions, STOP. You won’t be successful in your bricking until you sort out your issues. You don’t have good intentions in your heart (yes Brick Squad has hearts) neither are you prepared for repercussions if it goes south.

But if you answered yes to all, carry on reading my good man. The next pointers will help you in achieving your goal of being the alpha male. Get a clean cloth she is waiting for you, her knight in shining armour.

· Avoid clubs

Clubs are probably the worst place to acquire your target. Yes its simple to lean over and whisper in her ear that you’d like to take her home with Juicy J’s “Bands Make Her Dance” in the background. Very charming. On top of that, no lady wants to be known as easy and worth two glasses of Long Island or Savannah. Clubs are your first look not all in attack. You and 10 000 other dudes are thinking, ”Damn she looks fitted in that freakum dress” plus she only thinks chancers will approach her at the bar. Avoid clubs.

· Body Language

This is the one language that you need to be fluent in after your home language followed by dirty talk. In that order! If you receiving a no from her body language, walk. Anything after that she is not listening and your chances dwindle with every sentence. Tip: Approach her with your tie SLIGHTLY skew, a “yes she wants you” is her offering and/or fixing it. A maybe is her telling you the tie is skew. A no is she pays no attention that you look like John McClane. Don’t die hard in your approach though.

· Balance corny and smart wit

Those dry jokes, remember them. Those puns, perfect them. Mix a dry joke with a clever pun. One will work and don’t look like you trying too hard. Apparently ladies can tell. On the plus side, you get to learn her sense of humour. Balance the two, don’t be a complete dry joke churner or trying to look like a smart ass. Balance.

· Be vulnerable

Superman had kryptonite; Hancock had alcohol… be a superhero but human. Show her your strength and show your weakness. She doesn’t need to see it’s all premeditated but show human traits. That scar you got from a fight with the bikers gang vs the scar you got from trying to save Sammy your dog. The latter evokes emotion in her while the former makes her have police on speed dial when you approach. Don’t make up stuff, but what was embarrassing for you will be adorable to her. Alter boy in public, bad boy in bed.

· Isolate

Trust me; Jumaima, Alice, Shaniqua, Thembi, Patty, Jennifer and all her other girlfriends will know what word for word what you said but hey shouldn’t hear it from you. Don’t push game with her friends within earshot. Try getting her alone as much as possible. One on one is better than one on 20 where that crowd has the pessimistic girl who is the MVP of the group AMAD (All Men Are Dogs). Being alone leads to the next point.

· Touch, Almost touching and looks like you about to touch

DON’T GROPE HER! Slight touches show you paying attention and thinking of her at the same time. Gently brush her shoulder; you caress the bicep you aiming to be zoned. Brush the hair or weave off her face when she is talking. This is only possible if you alone.

· Compliment and complete, never compete

She is taken and probably hears variations of “You beautiful” a 100 times a day. You don’t want to fall in that line. Notice the changes and speak out about them. A simple, “I noticed you have your coffee with two sugars. Rejuvenating your sweetness. Just joking, but is it the same with tea? Two sugars?”. You have managed to show you observant without looking like a stalker, you have added a dry joke and compliment in the same line and more importantly, she sees you care more than about her beauty but her life’s activities as well. NOW you can compliment her beauty but in a different fashion, “I like what you did with your hair”, “That dress fits you perfectly”, “I suspected you have a pretty smile, now after seeing it it confirms my suspicions” etc. Be creative.

Those are the starting points, maybe next edition the Brick Squad membership may unleash some more free goodies. For now, build your foundation so you can lay the perfect brick

everythingboogie: I came to get it by any means - Just look at...

Mon, 06 May 2013 08:08:58 -0400

everythingboogie:

I came to get it by any means - Just look at what it’s taken me to get where i am. No rest, No sleep, Busses outta town, Planes outta the country, family to feed, kids to raise with gallantry and honor, a mother to sit on a throne, a father to make proud with everything upon me he’s bestowed.

Talent, drive, ambition, energy, motivation and an inspired outlook to do everything a dream promised and more. Who is a detractor compared to the man in the mirror i have to face and defeat?

What’s a critic in the face of the million demons i face that tell me this rap thing ain’t worth the pace of my feet, my heart’s beat, my head’s think, my thoughts’ loud speech and the amount of time i give to it?

What power besides God can defeat a man’s ambitions?

#BamBamBoogie

"Yo I’m tryin to make a dollar out of what makes sense Add it up, told my daddy I’d be a..."

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 07:16:39 -0400

““Yo I’m tryin to make a dollar out of what makes sense
Add it up, told my daddy I’d be a rich man
You never know when your fate gon’ switch hand
Get today’s solid ground out of yesterday’s quicksand” - Dante “Mos Def” Smith”

- Firstly Big Moose is one of my favorite rappers. When I found this quote, it reminded me of the type of relationship I have with my father. He has ALWAYS been my pillar of strength. I appreciate him.

Brick Squad Chronicles: Courtesy of the study mate/ collegue? A yes, no, or it's in the pipeline?

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 07:03:05 -0400

I’m not understanding the question. To vaguely answer, its what I’ve seen with friends and stories I’ve heard. I paint the scenarios and what I’d do if I were to brick someone

Courtesy of Designspiration … Hip Hop #design #hiphop

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 06:30:37 -0400

Courtesy of Designspiration … Hip Hop #design #hiphop

You left...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 08:10:15 -0400

You left…

I thought it was a myth, only movie stars created it

I thought it was none existent, only in movies the stars had it

It hit more than the heart, every vein trembled at the thought of you

I remember I once thought I would have fought for you

Naïve, innocent, pure and uncut adoration

Some called it infatuation; some even attested it to my wild imagination

Your scent, your style, your smile, your eyes

Your walk, your talk, your confidence, you were mine

I didn’t believe the last words; I didn’t believe in love in fact I thought we were in two worlds

You taught me love, you taught me how to treat a woman above her worth

I felt loved and learnt how to love, focus on the minor and major stuff

Plans of making you my better half, the one I cried with, the one I support and share a laugh

I dubbed you the one, I saw you as the one to be my Mrs

We shared memories and fantasies, hugs and kisses

Then you left me…

Brick Squad Chronicles : The Gym

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 07:21:50 -0400

Scenario: The Gym instructor/trainer

For some it’s the cuff season, electric blankets sales shoot up and for some it’s a chance to tone that summer/beach body.

You have to admit, at some point you feel those pudding servings from December and that sweets galore package on Valentines Day is in your system. Lets not forget the amount of food consumed over Easter. Some ladies may have this thought often or maybe every time they look in the mirror. Some fellas are happy with the beer belly.

Now with some ladies, the next thought is “I need to join the gym”. With drive and vigor they get the card and are there often to either lose weight or tone up. Well its good and dandy to be healthy, its bad for you when she is introduced to Sphamandla, her personal trainer.

Sphamandla looks like a Spartan warrior, the dude has a six pack (not Castle or Amstel but the abs) that ninja is fit and healthy AND he is in a better shape than your looking like Gucci Mane after a heavy meal.

Your lady’s health and progress is making her happy.

Brick Squad Analysis

Sphamandla is in control of the one thing you seen to not care about, her looks. Granted you compliment her and say you happy with how she looks BUT not acting on it with her is a loophole the Sphamandlas will exploit. She decided to go to the gym, you a couch potato. She is looking better and you may compliment it but Sphamandla get her praises.

He may even be touching her during their training sessions on some, “You need to feel it here” or “Let me feel your heartbeat to make sure you not over doing the exercises”. Truth is, one of the things she cares about is being shaped and molded to her desires by another dude.

Lets not forget that he is her eye candy with those ripping muscles and you Rick Ross in her eyes. She MAY even think, “I wish my boyfriend looked like Sphamandla”

Tips

If she brings up the weight or gym issue, offer to train with her. Google everyday training exercises like jogging around the yard. Try and convince her otherwise of the gym or go to gym with her at least once. Not shadow her but when she brings up the issue she will invite you, suggest alternatives you will BOTH enjoy.

Sex. Yes gents it counts as exercise. Do lots of it and make sure she sweats every time in the sack.

Photo : fashion-church: SIN WITH US WWW.FASHIONCHURCH.COM

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 07:13:26 -0400

Photo : fashion-church:

SIN WITH US WWW.FASHIONCHURCH.COM

Brick Squad Chronicles : Holidays

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 10:10:19 -0400

Firstly, a blessed and safe Easter for all who are Christians.

Now thats out of the way. Lets get to the nitty gritty of life, love and all in between. Holiday season. Multiple events happening and new love starts, relationship ends and there are a lot of Brick Squad members lining up their ammo.

Firstly as you read this, don’t EVEN for a second think i’m suggesting being a clingy dude. All I’m saying is, some dudes pray for your lady and some PREY your lady.

Scenario

All roads lead to a congregation or church of some sort. People are mourning the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. Tithes are being paid and church services are running on days rather than a couple hours. This time is where you are away from the love of your life or maybe right by her side through prayer and praising. If you fall in the latter group, skip reading and go memorise the Bible verses.

If you on the former though, you have a tough three days ahead for you. Your relationship maybe in the cross hairs of the “brother” from church and might not resurrect on Easter Monday.

Brick Squad Analysis

Believe it or not, church goers can brick you. Other than the First Sunday and Christmas, Easter ranks high up on not-to-be-missed church days. If she is Catholic, there’s more e.g Palm Sunday, Lent etc. Now in this situation, your lady may be filled with thoughts on how a big heathen you are. She went to church for spiritual cleansing and fulfilment, she went to praise the Lord, she went to hear the wise words of the pastor at the sermon. Where are you? Still twiddling thumbs trying to break the next level of Call Of Duty swearing at the joystick and possibly sipping on some cold. You two are in two different areas, you don’t connect with her spiritual needs, you taking care of your spirits as in vodka, whisky etc.

Some may understand this hurdle BUT what if theres a Sphamandla, “brother”, who churches with her. You think he is not eyeing how beautiful she is when they singing “Amazing Grace”? He walks her home after the service. They discuss the Bible verses, he will be more thorough in the marriage verses (Genesis 2:18 and 2 Corinthians 6:14-15 his personal favourites) . This is the guy who, maybe, unintentionally is wooing your woman away from you. He shares same spiritual interest. She feels she lacks that from your Beer drinking-PS3 playing-non church going ass. Even his compliments are respectful, no vulgar or dirty talk. He communicates with her soul. He is seen as the intervention the Lord brought to her life.

Synopsis

You can curb this brick by being courteous. She knows you anti-church surprise her with a visit on ONE Easter Sunday. Its brownie points that you willing to sacrifice your time for her needs. You might get thee most unholy rumble in the sack for it. If you really anti-church, sit through the convo of the sermon without seeming bored. Ask her what did she take from the sermon, why that aspect specifically, which verse she remembers etc. This ensures she sees you see what church does for her and your interest in her dreams and life. She will appreciate.

Or just pray that she will be going to church with her family, moms will your cock block *shrugs*

One last thing, DON’T TRUST CHURCH DUDES OR “BROTHER” as they are referred to

This will be my first bike. I’ve decided. #superbikes...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 06:48:25 -0400

This will be my first bike. I’ve decided. #superbikes #kawasaki #ninja

Let Me Introduce...Skitzou

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 05:05:28 -0400

Sometimes I have these thoughts that I myself can’t comprehend. I dismiss most as my alter ego being talkative but sometimes I just think “Hey that makes sense”

I often have violent, vile, sexual, crazy, wonderful, negative thoughts. The one worrying issue is these thoughts are from a single entity who has an entourage that either disagrees or agrees vehemently. I’m not badmouthing him, in fact a thought may occur that I sold him short. I don’t mind the ring leader, matter of fact I can almost have a decent conversation with him. One disadvantage is all these conversations are held at his home ground. My head.

So the crowd will start chirpin in as well. It becomes chaos, I have no control of my thoughts and the leader, who I’ve decided to call Skitzou as result of the condition, is spewing thee most derogatory terms to me.

So ladies and gents, I introduce to you a side of me I prefer keeping private as it can be thee most dangerous and complete opposite of Siphiwe Junior Zwane…Skitzou

Mila Kunis my goodness!

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 04:21:31 -0400

Mila Kunis my goodness!

#1990 review on my Twitter TL. 10:15 AM #music #review #hiphop

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 03:55:36 -0400

#1990 review on my Twitter TL. 10:15 AM #music #review #hiphop

Lemons for the tequila #throwback

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 06:49:23 -0400

Lemons for the tequila #throwback

Looks like its gonna be fun. #Hansa #Festival #Legends

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:19:01 -0400

Looks like its gonna be fun. #Hansa #Festival #Legends

REMIX!!! Entity x Reason x Nthabi x Maggz #music #hiphop #SA

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 04:17:57 -0400

REMIX!!! Entity x Reason x Nthabi x Maggz #music #hiphop #SA

Dreams are made of these! #Ducati #Monster #superbikes

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 08:36:54 -0400

Dreams are made of these! #Ducati #Monster #superbikes

#nowplaying @flexboogiesa x @mistamaliq x Ras _ Born Ready...

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:59:31 -0500

#nowplaying @flexboogiesa x @mistamaliq x Ras _ Born Ready #music #ipod

Tracklist for I Am Not A Human Being by Lil Wayne #IANAHB2...

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 07:28:36 -0500

Tracklist for I Am Not A Human Being by Lil Wayne #IANAHB2 #LilWayne #Tracklist

I tried to transcribe a verse… #Tumi #Heavy8 #Lyrics

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 04:40:12 -0500

I tried to transcribe a verse… #Tumi #Heavy8 #Lyrics